The Startup Malpractice mark: a pixel rocket falling nose-down with a red medical cross on its side

STARTUP MALPRACTICE

INSERT COIN TO PIVOT

Startup memes, badly animated.

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LEVEL 1 — THE RAISE

WHAT IS THIS

Every week we take one piece of startup nonsense — a pitch deck, a pivot, a “we’re like Uber but for X” — and animate it in the worst 16-bit style we can manage. The animation is bad on purpose. The jokes are not.

  • 01NO HUSTLE ADVICE
  • 02NO MORNING ROUTINES
  • 03JUST THE JOKES

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